My gym teacher gave us Delaney cards to fill out with our names and other information. So I did that. Finally comes the moment where she reads Delaney's cards and she can't read my name. She literally said, “What is this chicken scratch?” » All the children started laughing. Now, this may not seem funny or serious to you, but, as a little sixth grader, it was. So after reading all the cards I was the only one not called and she asked me if it was my card. I said “Yes” and she asked me: “What is my name?” » I said my name then she asked me how do you spell it. Things got even more awkward because I had to spell my full name in front of the whole class. Maybe if I had a nice normal name it wouldn't be so embarrassing, but I have a long and weird as hell name.