Do you find yourself constantly confronting serial killers, masked murderers, evil scientists with an unwavering bloodlust, and more? ? Are your days filled with token characters, futile errands, a series of flat tires, dead cell phones, or misshapen, inbred mountain men who would like nothing more than to see you dead? Do you feel like your life doesn't have a practical plot, a climax, or believable special effects? If these things apply to you, then you may be living in a horror movie. Don't worry about your difficult situation: all hope is not lost! If you follow the rules and use common sense, it can be incredibly easy to recognize, survive, and overcome being in a horror movie. Before you focus on survival, it's essential to be aware that you're in a horror movie from the start. place. There are several key ways to identify the likelihood of a horror movie happening. First, examine your surroundings. Are you going on a road trip with friends to a remote location? Did you stop for gas and then seek advice on a “shortcut” to your destination from an unclean-looking man who smelled faintly of kerosene and old corpses? Did you make fun of the simple locals? Did the gas station bathroom say things like “Stop!” », “Run!” » or “Get out while you can”? If so, you're probably in a horror movie. Turn around! Get back on the right path to your destination, or just go home and thank your common sense for working when needed. You may also find yourself in a horror movie if you have recently had sex or participated in illegal drug use or are underage. drink. In general, any large gathering of minors doing stupid things is a bad idea, regardless of whether there's a horror movie in it or not. However, if you have... middle of paper... you put it way too close to them, and it probably won't be a sight you want to see. Second, don't take the time in this exchange to mock or taunt the killer. This will literally never work in your favor and will only waste your time and make the killer more aggressive and unstable. Stay calm and go to the massacre. Finally – and this is the most important step – once the killer has been shot, stabbed, mutilated, blown up, burned, etc., never assume that he or she has been officially killed. A good course of action when dealing with killers: shoot them, cut off all the limbs, burn the pieces, then scatter the ashes separately across the world on sacred ground after immersing them individually in tanks of holy water. After completing these steps, you can confidently say that you have survived a horror movie. Of course, unless you end up in the sequel.